The weekly sycophantic ramblings of the Septic Sparrow
Thursday, September 2nd 2010:
Give Us Your Fookin' Money!
Now, it has come to my attention that certain readers of this site have demonstrated their disloyalty to the chairman of my party, one Mr Nicholas Griffin BNP MEP. Some of you faithless and accursed individuals have dared to utter the same LIES put about by the Buttler/Bennett/Collett/Rose/Barnbrook coalition.
You're GUILTY of moaning about financial transparency, being skint and believing the LIES of the so-called reform group. Indeed, if I were the Field Marshall I've dreamt of being, I would have you all court-martailed and shot, for deserting your well-nurtured loyalty to our great leader.
During the war, I have personally debunked every nonsense claim by these nationalists-come-communists. I have posted evidence on my site almost every day. This evidence is so shocking that I'm afraid I can only hint at the nature of it, I will of course protect your sensitivity.
Now, enough of this unbritish, unhuman, internationalist questioning of our leadership. I am privy to a massive amount of inside information regarding the party, and aside from a minuscule cash flow problem, the BNP IS GROWING; MORE MEMBERS, MORE PUBLICITY AND WINNING SEATS!!!
Now, to those of you moaning about being skint, I think you're lying to the Green Arrow and Friends. Lies and financial cowardice will not be tolerated on the good ship BNP. We all need to make sacrifices! I used to sustain my writings using the very best premium lagers, now I make do on Sainsbury's own brand. "Don't do it, GA!" I hear you plea, but the willing martyrdom of my liver is the least I will offer to Mr Nicholas Griffin MEP BNP.
There is no such thing as donor fatigue. It is merely selfishness. Remember this when our poor leader is reduced to scrabbling around in the trenches of British politics like a World War 1 Tommy looking for spare rounds. Your money is our ammunition.
To disobey our call to raise your wallets, is treachery.
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